vamp: dm: Instructions written by the Marketing Department http://www.dminor.com/blog/articles/2007/11/13/instructions-written-by-the-marketing-department en-us 40 variations on a short vamp in d minor Instructions written by the Marketing Department <p>I was reading through a <span class="caps">DVD</span> recorder manual the other day for my grandmother and came upon this quotable:</p> <blockquote> <p>Virtual Surround System:<br /> You can enjoy stereophonic space through your exciting 2 channel stereo system.</p> </blockquote> <p>Doesn&#8217;t that just make you want to go out and get one for yourself today. We&#8217;re talking bleeding edge home theater here.</p> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:59:00 -0600 urn:uuid:b573c778-e5ac-4de0-ba0b-84da414e6153 Dave Minor http://www.dminor.com/blog/articles/2007/11/13/instructions-written-by-the-marketing-department Misc